welcome

“time is very slow for those who wait;

very fast for those who are scared;

very long for those who lament;

very short for those who celebrate;

but for those who love,
time is eternal.”

— william shakespeare

it
will
likely take
you at least
five seconds
to read
this


i wonder what happened in that span of time...

how many of these happen every five seconds

one thousand eight hundrred and sixty peoplen searched for porn on google
two barbies are sold somewhere
fifteen thousand eight hundred tons of water flows over niagara falls
the universe has expanded forty six miles
oprah earns thirty four dollars
bill gates earns one thousand two hundred and fifty dollars

styling this took way longer than five seconds. css would be better. yeah way better


now know you'll know that fiveten seconds is...

just typing your name there probably took two seconds. in that span of time, which of these happened?


thirty seven wallets are dropped never to be found
someone's identity is stolen
a polar bear is born into captivity
the international space station orbits the earth exactly one hundred times
someone says thx obama

  1. reading this whole page
  2. should take
  3. two minutes thirty one seconds
  4. for the average twelve year old